Cletus Take the Reel

Sadly, I acknowledge that the greatness of  "Weird Al" Yankovic will not be around forever.  What then?  Who will lead us?  Who will carry the torch?  I submit the following candidate for discussion.

 

Tim Hawkins

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc
 

Tevas

After 5 years of faithful service my Tevas were overcome by the perils of this world. R.I.P. Tevas.

Half my life

I have been driving over half my life. That's why it is supremely
embarrassing to admit (although I do so under the all comforting mask
of the Internet) that yesterday when I replaced my windshield wipers,
I learned the driver and passenger wipers are different sizes.

New Fence

Old fence gone

My new year's resolution

Sorry Clark

Pink Boots

Oh how sweet he's got his arms wrapped around his sister in a loving
embrace...oh wait nevermind he's just trying to restrain her from
destroying his hotwheels collection.

Rigged

Bored?

flickrvision

Bacon

"It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the
day." -Michael Scott

Southwest Airlines

The halls of the headquarters building are decorated with pictures of
all the employees and their families, pets, cars painted like
southwest planes, etc. Here's an example.

The Innocent Man

62 Seconds

Russ (my fantasy football team co-owner) sent me this clip that I deem worthy of 62 seconds of your life.

Spaceballs

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?"

Podracer

Preston and Katherine came to visit.

Went to Mr. Gattis.

True Words

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

Jack Handy

Give 'em what they want.

Dr. Livingston I presume?

If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma | Wintrest.com

I was born in Oklahoma so I'm allowed to send this out. Right?

http://www.wintrest.com/if-celebs-moved-to-oklahoma/

Sorry Scout, no Pappa Johns

Larson: "Dogs eat water and dog food"
Me: "Yep"
Larson: "You know what cats eat?"
Me: "Tell me"
Larson: "Cats eat carrots and pizza"

Banker

Garrett Hand. Serving the banking needs of America. Not surprisingly
at the "Bank of America".

Burgertime

In honor of my brother Alan, who loved the video game and Mark Zacharias who has faithfully ordered a burger every time I have been out to eat with him:

I ordered a $8.13 triple meat, triple cheese and bacon Whataburger. You're probably imagining how much regret I was experiencing after spending that much money shaving 3 years off my time on Earth. Truth is, I'm asking "Where's the Quad"?

Haircut

#2 guard all the way around. The last haircut I paid for was during
the Clinton administration.

Mike Tyson

Nothing builds small group unity like a heated discussion over whether
three 30 something year old men (us) could defeat Mike Tyson in his
prime.

It snowed and...

Larson said "Look at the dots"

Secily said "Put me in coach"

Secily didn't get the memo...

she likes broccoli.

Mr. Coffee

After six good and faithful years our coffee maker broke. Say hello
to Mr. Coffee 2008.

Hangers

We cleaned out the closet.

Just a walk in the park...

with Uncle Jeff

Sandbox 2

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