Supersized Christmas Wreath

Breakfast of Champions

It's 7:58am. I'm eating ice cream. It's gonna be a good day.

The Frozen Lucy

Lucy's Grill. Celina, TX

"I'm sorry we're closed"

-Sam Malone

Pacifier Graveyard

I moved the crib and found where pacifiers go to die when it's their
time.

Four Part Pen

Pocket Saber

Camping. Light Saber,... Pocket Knife. What's the difference?

"Little Knot Here Russ"

Biggest Keyring on Earth

Its my sister's.

Floppy Disk

Crepes

Isn't it Romantic

The wedding invitation said "dress romantically".

Nailed it.

Super Grapes

Where'd Wal-Mart get these things....Canaan?

Pineaple Slicer

3.5 stars out of 5

Good vs. Evil

Either she found a stash of lipstick or she's looking to reak havoc on
Gotham City. "Why so serious?"

Cords

Tennis

We had a four hit rally.

The Patriot

Babe's

Fried Chicken Please

Lil' Sticks

Hypothetical: Someone says you have to either eat a lil' stick or
some poison.

...How much poison?

Birds

"Please...

....pass the tissues"

Black Cloud

Best Deal Ever?

My first thought was: "How much can physically fit in my car"

Faded Glory Blue Jeans

My new jeans cost $8 at wal-mart. As my comedic wife lovingly pointed
out; not only do the jeans fit perfectly, but the name brand
perfectly fits my stage of life.

Fall Festival

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsFgY5fViVI&feature=youtube_gdata

Kick Flip- By Uncle Erik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIwG_r10M04&feature=youtube_gdata

Deer Corn

Ray Lewis

Clouds

Wolverine

Cover Judging

Dallas

Best Candy?

Gummies Colas

Mud

Tina Palin

Burnt Cookies

Family Man

When you've gone to the same mechanic for more than 8 yrs....Let's be
honest, he's like family.

Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Blue Cheese Shrimp

Oh Yeah - Yello

My first cellphone

From 2001. Surprising compact

McDonald's Aviator

What's this bird's name?

Pringles

Car Fan

"Low Rates"

Water Tricks

If you're related to me this may remind you of family vacations and Shoney's buffets.
Stay tuned in the coming years for the addition of the third tier.

Remember the Alamo

Texas Roll

Marshmallow Gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG7aF6hashg&feature=youtube_gdata

Tetris 3D

Link

Mailbox Hardware

My mailbox handle broke and I'm looking for a replacement. Lowes and
Home Depot can't help. Where can I get a mailbox handle replacement?
Other than the McGruber zip tie idea. MACGRUBER!!!!