#1 Texas vs. #6 Texas Tech

In 29 hours these teams will kick off the biggest game in Texas Tech
football history. I feel like I've been waiting for this game all
week, but really I've been waiting my whole life.

Compliment?

After trying on my new jeans and golf shift, my wife just told me that
I look well proportioned. I could spend my whole life trying to
figure out what that means but instead I just said thank you.

Millennium Falcon

In olden days I measured anything of worth against the value of the
Millennium Falcon. A practice I am re instituting. For example, last
months energy bill was 2 Millennium Falcons. Ouch.

Christian Song of the Day

Jeremy Camp: #4 Stay

4th grade flexibility

Falcon on a roof

Plano, TX

5-1 shift

At 9am your work day is half over. But you can't mentally overcome the fact that the alarm is set for something that starts with 3.

Candy Lab

Fall Festival Candy Lab.

Deeps Timil

I never realized until I saw this sign close up that speed limit
backwards is deeps timil. This world's getting crazier by the etunim.

Art

On display at our local library, the sign reads "Art makes me pause
and think". Thoughts?

Shoe Horn

Seriously, when was the last time anyone used one of these.

Love and Hate

This world is full of things that divide the human race. Some love and some hate.

Kettle Korn-hate it.

SNL

Palin Rap

43-25

Same teams.
Same result.
Same refreshing feeling that all is right in the world.

Fro

I just took this pic in Best Buy. I'm not kidding.

John Deere Two Seater

"That's not a hair do.....

that's a hair don't."

Economic Stress and The Effects

Shades

On occasion trendy celebrity shades can backfire and you end up
looking like a Posh Spice pirate.

Gun Grill

Restroom Talk Part 2

Last week I was washing my hands in the restroom at the same time as another person I have never met. Said co-worker finished first and dried his hands and then before he left cranked out a paper towel for me to dry my hands. No words were spoken. Then later the day, same scenario, different person, same gesture of goodwill. Is this standard procedure or do I work work with overly courteous people?

Restroom Talk Part 1

On my way to the bathroom at work I noticed the boss man, VP of all earth, wind and fire was about 4 steps behind me. The possibility existed that he was heading to the stall but I had to plan for all scenarios. Knowing that the bathroom has only two urinals ,I faced the following dilemma:

A: Go to the first one and force VP to take the dwarf urinal.

B: Dial up the dwarf suite myself as a measure of respect and risk him thinking (why did this freak choose the kindergarten potty ?)

Either way awkwardness is about to reign down.

Pet Grooming

Cologne?

Dog Food

Jason's Deli

Spud.

Playing For Pizza

Chic-fil-a Buffalo Sauce

Wins the award for most under rated fast food condiment.

Petsmart

Dave Campbell's Texas Football

My buddy Jeb has the very first issue.

Ghetto Blaster

Dear diary,
It's October 2, 2008 and my wife just referred to this music playing
device as a ghetto blaster.

Jingle Bells

I took this pic today in Kroger.