Monday, March 31, 2008

Cletus Take the Reel

Sadly, I acknowledge that the greatness of  "Weird Al" Yankovic will not be around forever.  What then?  Who will lead us?  Who will carry the torch?  I submit the following candidate for discussion.
 
Tim Hawkins
 

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Tevas


After 5 years of faithful service my Tevas were overcome by the perils of this world. R.I.P. Tevas.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Half my life

I have been driving over half my life. That's why it is supremely
embarrassing to admit (although I do so under the all comforting mask
of the Internet) that yesterday when I replaced my windshield wipers,
I learned the driver and passenger wipers are different sizes.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

Pink Boots

Oh how sweet he's got his arms wrapped around his sister in a loving
embrace...oh wait nevermind he's just trying to restrain her from
destroying his hotwheels collection.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Bacon

"It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the
day." -Michael Scott

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Southwest Airlines

The halls of the headquarters building are decorated with pictures of
all the employees and their families, pets, cars painted like
southwest planes, etc. Here's an example.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

62 Seconds

Russ (my fantasy football team co-owner) sent me this clip that I deem worthy of 62 seconds of your life.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Spaceballs


"What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?"

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Podracer


Preston and Katherine came to visit.
Went to Mr. Gattis.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

True Words


"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
Jack Handy


Friday, March 14, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma | Wintrest.com

I was born in Oklahoma so I'm allowed to send this out. Right?


http://www.wintrest.com/if-celebs-moved-to-oklahoma/

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Sorry Scout, no Pappa Johns

Larson: "Dogs eat water and dog food"
Me: "Yep"
Larson: "You know what cats eat?"
Me: "Tell me"
Larson: "Cats eat carrots and pizza"

Monday, March 10, 2008

Banker

Garrett Hand. Serving the banking needs of America. Not surprisingly
at the "Bank of America".

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Burgertime






In honor of my brother Alan, who loved the video game and Mark Zacharias who has faithfully ordered a burger every time I have been out to eat with him:

I ordered a $8.13 triple meat, triple cheese and bacon Whataburger. You're probably imagining how much regret I was experiencing after spending that much money shaving 3 years off my time on Earth. Truth is, I'm asking "Where's the Quad"?

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Haircut

#2 guard all the way around. The last haircut I paid for was during
the Clinton administration.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Mike Tyson

Nothing builds small group unity like a heated discussion over whether
three 30 something year old men (us) could defeat Mike Tyson in his
prime.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

It snowed and...

Larson said "Look at the dots"

Secily said "Put me in coach"

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Secily didn't get the memo...

she likes broccoli.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Mr. Coffee

After six good and faithful years our coffee maker broke. Say hello
to Mr. Coffee 2008.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Hangers

We cleaned out the closet.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Just a walk in the park...

with Uncle Jeff

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Sandbox 2

Answer