Galaga

Overcome by technology, I retreated to the safe embrace of 1981 where everything made sense.

Some days I feel like a dolphin

Does anyone have a SeaWorld employment application?

Photo by ShashankMittal

Tim Nolan

The most convincing evidence that this guy's tricks are for real: "United We Stand" tee, classic 80's sweats with pearl white adidas and a solid tuck.

Link

Joke

Did you hear that the Energizer bunny was arrested last night?

He was charged with battery.

Thank you Chris Hurt for this gem.

Dogleg Right

Hot Pockets

Sideways

Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic

Byron Nelson

Garrett and I went by the Byron Nelson Pro-AM today where 2008 Masters Champ Trevor Immelman politely asked me to mention him in today's post.

How to make a milkshake

Put strawberries, ice cream, milk and yogurt in blender
For specific amounts see picture

Camera Phones

"Ok, I just need you three to act like you're taking a picture of
something really interesting....Alright, got it. Have a nice day."

Suite

B. Lars hooked us up with Stars tickets in the company suite. They had
free cookies and the Stars won. Sweet.

Moving

What percentage of Americans have changed their address in the last 5 years?
Question provided by Elwood Larson.

Band of Brothers

With the NFL draft a week away I'm always reminded of the best non-drafted athletes.

1998 Texas Tech Intramural football. Bristol U

Country Livin'

Curlers...check.
Fishing equipment...check.
We're still missing the double wide and a pantry full of Spam. Actually, just the double wide.

"I'm Batman"

May 1980 -----------------------April 2008

After 28 years of quiet slumber, the bat is back.

Parental Units

• When my dad was 16 he beat Jimmy Connors in tennis.
• My mom played a cream pie wielding clown on TV named Piedo.

A match made in heaven

Why beautiful women marry less attractive men

A full bag of chips

In high school I had a friend whose part time job was to fluff the
bags of chips to make them look as full as possible. I am not making
this up.

Superstorm

We had a killer thunderstorm roll through town. The winds took down
some of the neighborhood fences.

No Country for For Old Men

Photo edit by S. Speer
If you've seen the movie, click here to watch your favorite scene again.

Overstaffed?

Lone Survivor

Please pass the mustard

Actually...nevermind.

You might be a redneck if...

You wore your ballcap, but forgot sunblock.

Stress

On the way home from work my hair was bothering me.
Solution: Eliminate hair.

#17 at Sawgrass

Pops and I played Tour 18. Island green. Word.

Done Shopping?

How do you know when youre done shopping? When your cart looks like
its the eve of y2k.

How long?

The majority vote will serve as the expert opinion. If you were a healthy 32 year old and had an unlimited supply of drinkable water but had only Snickers bars to eat for the remainder of your life; How long would you live before you died of causes relating to malnutrition?

Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, skimmed milk, lactose, milkfat, soy lecithin, artificial flavor), peanuts, corn syrup, sugar, skim milk, butter, milkfat, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, lactose, salt, egg whites and artificial flavor

Red Raider Nation

The future of America demanded a template change that displays the greatness of Texas Tech. Request Granted.

Too much of a stretch?

Yep. But let's be honest, this blog jumped the shark months ago. Why isn't Pancho Villa smiling? Or is he?