Band of Brothers

With the NFL draft a week away I'm always reminded of the best non-drafted athletes.

1998 Texas Tech Intramural football. Bristol U

Country Livin'

Curlers...check.
Fishing equipment...check.
We're still missing the double wide and a pantry full of Spam. Actually, just the double wide.

"I'm Batman"

May 1980 -----------------------April 2008

After 28 years of quiet slumber, the bat is back.

Parental Units

• When my dad was 16 he beat Jimmy Connors in tennis.
• My mom played a cream pie wielding clown on TV named Piedo.

A match made in heaven

Why beautiful women marry less attractive men

A full bag of chips

In high school I had a friend whose part time job was to fluff the
bags of chips to make them look as full as possible. I am not making
this up.

Superstorm

We had a killer thunderstorm roll through town. The winds took down
some of the neighborhood fences.

No Country for For Old Men

Photo edit by S. Speer
If you've seen the movie, click here to watch your favorite scene again.

Overstaffed?

Lone Survivor

Please pass the mustard

Actually...nevermind.

You might be a redneck if...

You wore your ballcap, but forgot sunblock.

Stress

On the way home from work my hair was bothering me.
Solution: Eliminate hair.

#17 at Sawgrass

Pops and I played Tour 18. Island green. Word.

Done Shopping?

How do you know when youre done shopping? When your cart looks like
its the eve of y2k.

How long?

The majority vote will serve as the expert opinion. If you were a healthy 32 year old and had an unlimited supply of drinkable water but had only Snickers bars to eat for the remainder of your life; How long would you live before you died of causes relating to malnutrition?

Ingredients: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, skimmed milk, lactose, milkfat, soy lecithin, artificial flavor), peanuts, corn syrup, sugar, skim milk, butter, milkfat, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, lactose, salt, egg whites and artificial flavor

Red Raider Nation

The future of America demanded a template change that displays the greatness of Texas Tech. Request Granted.

Too much of a stretch?

Yep. But let's be honest, this blog jumped the shark months ago. Why isn't Pancho Villa smiling? Or is he?

Cletus Take the Reel

Sadly, I acknowledge that the greatness of  "Weird Al" Yankovic will not be around forever.  What then?  Who will lead us?  Who will carry the torch?  I submit the following candidate for discussion.

 

Tim Hawkins

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfs3BJZxKkc
 

Tevas

After 5 years of faithful service my Tevas were overcome by the perils of this world. R.I.P. Tevas.

Half my life

I have been driving over half my life. That's why it is supremely
embarrassing to admit (although I do so under the all comforting mask
of the Internet) that yesterday when I replaced my windshield wipers,
I learned the driver and passenger wipers are different sizes.

New Fence

Old fence gone

My new year's resolution

Sorry Clark

Pink Boots

Oh how sweet he's got his arms wrapped around his sister in a loving
embrace...oh wait nevermind he's just trying to restrain her from
destroying his hotwheels collection.

Rigged

Bored?

flickrvision

Bacon

"It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the
day." -Michael Scott

Southwest Airlines

The halls of the headquarters building are decorated with pictures of
all the employees and their families, pets, cars painted like
southwest planes, etc. Here's an example.

The Innocent Man

62 Seconds

Russ (my fantasy football team co-owner) sent me this clip that I deem worthy of 62 seconds of your life.

Spaceballs

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders...chicken?"

Podracer

Preston and Katherine came to visit.

Went to Mr. Gattis.

True Words

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

Jack Handy

Give 'em what they want.

Dr. Livingston I presume?

If Celebs Moved to Oklahoma | Wintrest.com

I was born in Oklahoma so I'm allowed to send this out. Right?

http://www.wintrest.com/if-celebs-moved-to-oklahoma/

Sorry Scout, no Pappa Johns

Larson: "Dogs eat water and dog food"
Me: "Yep"
Larson: "You know what cats eat?"
Me: "Tell me"
Larson: "Cats eat carrots and pizza"

Banker

Garrett Hand. Serving the banking needs of America. Not surprisingly
at the "Bank of America".

Burgertime

In honor of my brother Alan, who loved the video game and Mark Zacharias who has faithfully ordered a burger every time I have been out to eat with him:

I ordered a $8.13 triple meat, triple cheese and bacon Whataburger. You're probably imagining how much regret I was experiencing after spending that much money shaving 3 years off my time on Earth. Truth is, I'm asking "Where's the Quad"?

Haircut

#2 guard all the way around. The last haircut I paid for was during
the Clinton administration.

Mike Tyson

Nothing builds small group unity like a heated discussion over whether
three 30 something year old men (us) could defeat Mike Tyson in his
prime.

It snowed and...

Larson said "Look at the dots"

Secily said "Put me in coach"

Secily didn't get the memo...

she likes broccoli.

Mr. Coffee

After six good and faithful years our coffee maker broke. Say hello
to Mr. Coffee 2008.

Hangers

We cleaned out the closet.

Just a walk in the park...

with Uncle Jeff

Sandbox 2

Answer