Devil wears nada

This mom took her toddler trick or treating in a mid-drift devil
outfit. You read it right. Mid-drift. Devil. Outfit.

Pick the Prez

I got a sticker.

Michael Crabtree

This guy walked among the Gameday crowd and signs on 4 foot stilts.

The Aftermath

Victory

#1 Texas vs. #6 Texas Tech

In 29 hours these teams will kick off the biggest game in Texas Tech
football history. I feel like I've been waiting for this game all
week, but really I've been waiting my whole life.

Compliment?

After trying on my new jeans and golf shift, my wife just told me that
I look well proportioned. I could spend my whole life trying to
figure out what that means but instead I just said thank you.

Millennium Falcon

In olden days I measured anything of worth against the value of the
Millennium Falcon. A practice I am re instituting. For example, last
months energy bill was 2 Millennium Falcons. Ouch.

Christian Song of the Day

Jeremy Camp: #4 Stay

4th grade flexibility

Falcon on a roof

Plano, TX

5-1 shift

At 9am your work day is half over. But you can't mentally overcome the fact that the alarm is set for something that starts with 3.

Candy Lab

Fall Festival Candy Lab.

Deeps Timil

I never realized until I saw this sign close up that speed limit
backwards is deeps timil. This world's getting crazier by the etunim.

Art

On display at our local library, the sign reads "Art makes me pause
and think". Thoughts?

Shoe Horn

Seriously, when was the last time anyone used one of these.

Love and Hate

This world is full of things that divide the human race. Some love and some hate.

Kettle Korn-hate it.

SNL

Palin Rap

43-25

Same teams.
Same result.
Same refreshing feeling that all is right in the world.

Fro

I just took this pic in Best Buy. I'm not kidding.

John Deere Two Seater

"That's not a hair do.....

that's a hair don't."

Economic Stress and The Effects

Shades

On occasion trendy celebrity shades can backfire and you end up
looking like a Posh Spice pirate.

Gun Grill

Restroom Talk Part 2

Last week I was washing my hands in the restroom at the same time as another person I have never met. Said co-worker finished first and dried his hands and then before he left cranked out a paper towel for me to dry my hands. No words were spoken. Then later the day, same scenario, different person, same gesture of goodwill. Is this standard procedure or do I work work with overly courteous people?

Restroom Talk Part 1

On my way to the bathroom at work I noticed the boss man, VP of all earth, wind and fire was about 4 steps behind me. The possibility existed that he was heading to the stall but I had to plan for all scenarios. Knowing that the bathroom has only two urinals ,I faced the following dilemma:

A: Go to the first one and force VP to take the dwarf urinal.

B: Dial up the dwarf suite myself as a measure of respect and risk him thinking (why did this freak choose the kindergarten potty ?)

Either way awkwardness is about to reign down.

Pet Grooming

Cologne?

Dog Food

Jason's Deli

Spud.

Playing For Pizza

Chic-fil-a Buffalo Sauce

Wins the award for most under rated fast food condiment.

Petsmart

Dave Campbell's Texas Football

My buddy Jeb has the very first issue.

Ghetto Blaster

Dear diary,
It's October 2, 2008 and my wife just referred to this music playing
device as a ghetto blaster.

Jingle Bells

I took this pic today in Kroger.

Bright Side

The market went down 800 points and people are lining up to buy bread, milk and gas and we're probably all gonna die. At least my fantasy football team won.

Jolene

Nashville's biggest star accompanied by a young river dance duo.

Dairy Queen

During a road trip to west Texas last year, we stopped in at a Dairy Queen where locals had a wall to hang their individual coffee mugs. I assume Al and Stubby were laid to rest with their faithful cups that carried them through each and every west Texas morning.

Chess

Solo

For reasons I can't explain, this life sized replica was inside TGI
Fridays. It's probably the coolest thing ever.

Beckham

The LA galaxy were staying in our hotel last night in Chicago. A girl
in our group took this pic of Mr. fancy pants.

Generic Business Guy Part 2

I even ordered a tall even though that means small.

Chicago

For the first time in my life I'm going out of town on a business trip
and debating if this is a step up or a step down. I'm also trying
desperately hard to blend in with the masses of generic business guy.
I plan on using words like projects and integration, I've tucked in my
shirt, and....iPhone...lots of iPhone.

Last Monday's To do list:

Fix Mailbox
Tar over roof spots
Spray mold remover in attic and above kitchen waterspots
Bathroom : cocking and saw off screws
Add baseboards
Sell cabinet on craigslist. Attach doors.
Clean garage
Oil change for suburban
Call lowes about rebate
Check library for Deep Survival
Buy DVD and burn pictures

Citizenship

My brother Alan correctly suggests that this guy should be granted instant US Citizenship.

Insanity

Both my kids and my wife love black licorice. It's so nasty. I'm the
only sane one under this roof, and I'm starting to feel like Will Smith in I am Legend.

Senior Adult Banquet

The senior adult pastor aka Woody managed to sweet talk the local
tractor dealership in aiding his effort to decorate the quarterly held
Senior Adult Banquet. One check mark in the victory column please.

You make the call

North American cultures collide daily in our house, and I'm seeking the undisputed wisdom of internet surfer for a ruling. What is the proper name of this advanced swinging maneuver?